Esquire's Things man Don't Know About Women.
It's actually sort of cute to picture the scruffier sex, wide-eyed, analyzing the inner workings of the female mind. Here's a round-up of some of our favorites:"We can tell how good you'll be in bed by how good you are on the dance floor. This isn't an invitation to grind your boners into our asses—we're looking more for rhythm, ingenuity, and joie de vivre." -- Leslie Mann
"Call us back right away. That 'three day' crap does not apply. We're getting older and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one." -- Christina Applegate
"Even when we're blindfolded, even when you're wearing sunglasses, even in the pitch black of night, we can always tell if you just ogled another woman." -- Maria Bartiromo
"We're afraid of commitment, too. You may think we spend our time scheming ways to trap you into marriage, but many of us are quite happy being independent and autonomous. Besides, we're not in any rush to quit lusting after young Calvin Klein models." -- Maria Bello
"Eye contact should last exactly 0.28 seconds. The quickest glance is the most effective. Treat us like the sun during a solar eclipse." -- Saira Mohan
"Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy." -- Alyssa Milano
What do you think? What do men need to learn about women?
Geschreven door: Beth Mann open.salon.com
